Rachel: Oooh, should I have him kill somebody?
Sarah: The answer is always yes.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Keeping math interesting
Prof: This doesn't require a government grant, or an advanced degree, or even sobriety.
Prof: We should have themed lectures. Like, if we're talking about something hot, everybody wears beach clothes, or something cold, everybody wears parkas. So right now, I'm picturing everybody naked.
Prof: We should have themed lectures. Like, if we're talking about something hot, everybody wears beach clothes, or something cold, everybody wears parkas. So right now, I'm picturing everybody naked.
Monday, October 19, 2009
It's been too long since we had a good quote
KT: You don't happen to have any papers on mass consumption/consumerism/materialism in todays society do you?
Tim: hmm. nope.
Tim: Is mass consumption ... like eating lots of food?
Tim: hmm. nope.
Tim: Is mass consumption ... like eating lots of food?
Thursday, September 24, 2009
rule to being British #37: moving must only be described by the word "nightmare"
James (upon the unearthing of our landlord's hideous stuff): It really wasn't awesome manor until you moved in.
Rachel (to Jenn): Do you like it better on bottom?
Rachel (to Jenn): I dunno, can you screw better than me?
Moving guy: That cat is too big.
Rachel (to Jenn): Do you like it better on bottom?
Rachel (to Jenn): I dunno, can you screw better than me?
Moving guy: That cat is too big.
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Some people don't know when to quit.
Things that are soft:
Jessica: Tooshy! No wait, teeth. Teeth? What the hell was I thinking?
Patrick: There's always titties and tooshies in SciFi movies.
Things that in the White House:
Christina: Tramps! later What? I'm just saying, she keeps fit and it's not for him. I mean, he's busy and a woman has needs.
Chris: This is what I remember about my wedding: tequila.
Things found in a dorm room:
Chris: Thermal dynamics book.
Everybody: Nerd!
Paul: How did you ever get laid?
Chris: I got married.
Things found in a scifi movie:
Patrick: Rauncy stuff.
Jessica: What kind of science fiction movies are you watching? pause And where can I find them?
Becca: I think I just poured myself too much Scotch.
Jessica: No such thing.
Hot places:
Christina: My house.
Jessica: But there's no "R" in that.
Paul: I'd like to point out the difference in Chris and Jessica's choices for "things found in a dorm room."
Jessica: Boinkings, titties, rastafarians.
Chris: Book report, thermal dynamics book, reading material.
Jessica: Tooshy! No wait, teeth. Teeth? What the hell was I thinking?
Patrick: There's always titties and tooshies in SciFi movies.
Things that in the White House:
Christina: Tramps! later What? I'm just saying, she keeps fit and it's not for him. I mean, he's busy and a woman has needs.
Chris: This is what I remember about my wedding: tequila.
Things found in a dorm room:
Chris: Thermal dynamics book.
Everybody: Nerd!
Paul: How did you ever get laid?
Chris: I got married.
Things found in a scifi movie:
Patrick: Rauncy stuff.
Jessica: What kind of science fiction movies are you watching? pause And where can I find them?
Becca: I think I just poured myself too much Scotch.
Jessica: No such thing.
Hot places:
Christina: My house.
Jessica: But there's no "R" in that.
Paul: I'd like to point out the difference in Chris and Jessica's choices for "things found in a dorm room."
Jessica: Boinkings, titties, rastafarians.
Chris: Book report, thermal dynamics book, reading material.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
After seeing the new moon trailer
R: I have paper cuts. Can I get worker's comp for that?
J: No, but watch out for vampires. Coming at you from across the room. In slow motion.
J: No, but watch out for vampires. Coming at you from across the room. In slow motion.
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